Haha, I was just joking about the week-long trips. You’ve got quite the impressive kit there. I only carry a blanket, tool kit, flashlight, and gloves no matter what time of year.
I live in the north east, where unless we get a couple of feet of snow within a short period of time, it’s just another Tuesday. Remote where I live also means the nearest gas station is 15 mins away instead of two

. We have the infrastructure and equipment to tackle ice and snow, unlike the south, so I get the need for you to be more prepared.
I backpack and camp in the mountains of PA/WV quite often and I actually did get stuck a few years back. We got ~2-3 feet of snow and had to extend our trip by a day because the plows hadn’t touched the back roads where we were parked. Luckily, we had some extra cans of beans. Unfortunately, we didn’t save any whisky.