That literally made me lol!
Look into a super spring to take care of that sag!View attachment 9510 My truck is always filled with camping gear because I have gotten tired of always unloading it. So I'm always driving around with it loaded my friends started calling it The pack mule and I liked it so I went with that for a while till my buddy's mule died and he suggested that we start calling it Pancho after his mule so the that being said she is now named Pancho
Love the reason for the name Exxon Valdez. (Oil leaks) That is too funny!My old LR Defender 90 was named the Exxon Valdez, in part because it's registration plate was XON, but mainly due to the amount of oil it used to leak. My current Defender 110 is The Brick, again it's registration plate and it's similar aerodynamic shape.