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California warnings

CalTexMex

Rank V
Launch Member

Pathfinder I

When I moved to this state, everything had a warning on it. Wiping your a$$ with pretty toilet paper will even cause cancer! Don’t chew on your sleeping bag or stand around and breathe in the fumes if your tent/bag catches on fire and all should be well. I believe typing this on my iPhone causes cancer too, so thanks a lot. Cheers
 

rzims

Rank III

Enthusiast III

<<Bottom line, DONT come here, everything here will try to kill you and we have EARTHQUAKES!!!!!! BIG ONES!! All the time. If your already here, leave quick and take the politicians with you to keep them safe. The few of us left will sacrifice ourselves to keep this place nice.>>

LOVE this!
 

ArkansasDon

Rank V
Launch Member

Member I

one of the many reason why I left California almost 20 yrs ago. If they are aren't taxing you to death, they are restricting or regulating you. If that isn't enough, they "will" conjure up something that is a hazardous to you or the state.
 

TOMB

Local Expert Central Valley CA
Member
Member

Explorer I

My travel trailer has the same info on a sticker by the door.

Like my dad told me, he’ll be laying on his death bed next to a vegetarian who is also on his death bed. The vegetarian will be wondering what killed him, and my dad will know what killed him. Eating what he wants and doing what he wanted.

I live in California and complain about it. But, I have Yosemite as my backyard. I can be in the Sierra’s in 20 minutes from my house, and work in some of the areas I love the most(Mojave Desert, Death Valley, Sequoia National Park). I might complain, but I’ll never leave.


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Road

Not into ranks, titles or points.
Launch Member

Advocate III

ok guys I am officially over it ... I can move on now
Heh, you may be over it and have all the info you need now, but this thread will live on forever . . . and may likely morph into something not remotely resembling the original post or question. Then it will go quiet for awhile, then someone new to the forum will be searching old posts and revive it, and it will live all over again.

You will be lauded, and lifted into the air, and praised. No, not really, but the thread is gonna be around for along time most likely!

At least you're on record now as having said you no longer need replies.
 

Saints&Sailors

Rank IV

Pathfinder I

If you don't like it, please leave California. I'm willing to do a bit of charity work and will buy your home for pennies on the dollar. :tonguewink:
 
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