{"id":1822,"date":"2013-03-19T09:15:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T16:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/overlandbound.com\/?p=1822"},"modified":"2022-06-24T00:26:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-24T00:26:10","slug":"no-dogs-allowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/no-dogs-allowed\/","title":{"rendered":"No Dogs Allowed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Maybe you gathered that I like to go camping. Oh, and hiking, biking,\u00a0picnicking,\u00a0hanging\u00a0out with mans best friend, and I like to talk about it. What better place than the great outdoors?<\/p>\n

Now, normally I go off the beaten trail. The lands beyond beyond, or at least a 4 hour drive from home anyway. Recently however, I had the opportunity to hit the trails a Nlittle closer to home. There was beauty, there were trees, there was dirt. Oh – not dirt you were allowed to walk on. Simply “No dogs allowed” would be a free-for-all compared to the “outdoors” I had fortune to visit. In fact, when I got there I had to fight for a parking space, and when I say fight, I mean circle for 45 minutes. No, I didn’t go to a patch of grass in Union Square, this was a National Park.<\/p>\n

This is how your dog should look going to a National Park right? Oh ya! We’re gonna get some squirrel!<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Um, no. Sorry Fido. No dogs allowed.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh, but we’re not picking on you. We have a whole host of “Nos” you might find surprising in “the great outdoors”.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

In fact, we really don’t want you venturing into the woods. If you could just stay on this boardwalk that would be greeeeeat.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

…and ya, all that talking you are doing? Not so much. If you could just keep it down a bit. Thanks.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

No wishing please.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Use these things at your own risk. You’ve been warned.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Eating – are you crazy? There won’t be any eating round here. What do you think this is?<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

..and last but not least, no hiking!<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

I think this is taking things too far. There I said it.\u00a0I was reminded how lucky I am to be able to go away from it all, and can’t wait for the next adventure (maybe I’ll even bring a dog).<\/p>\n

M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Maybe you gathered that I like to go camping. Oh, and hiking, biking,\u00a0picnicking,\u00a0hanging\u00a0out with mans best friend, and I like to talk about it. What better place than the great outdoors? Now, normally I go off the beaten trail. The lands beyond beyond, or at least a 4 hour drive from home anyway. Recently however, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":1823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.overlandbound.com\/marketing-api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}