Funny question, great post. My Mrs., has been through a lot. One of the reason she no longer wants to sleep on the Ground.
* Climbing out of tent to fix the Tarp, in Mono Winds in Yosemite Valley on New Years, woke up to 4 to 5 inches of snow.
* Renting a Hotel room, so we could dry out the Tent at a Laundry, after 2 plus weeks in Oregon rain.
* Multiple versions of Cuddle-duds, Socks, moisture-Wicking underlayers.
* Mud baths in Napa, in January, returned to campground in Lake Co.
* Ice-cold Showers at a Truckstop, after 3 days in the Oregon Back-country , in August.
After 36 years of marriage, I'll do anything to keep her in a Co-pilots Seat. She actually Wheels the LC, better than I have, all the Rock-rash on the 88-62 Series LC, are mine.
DG